December 2010
17 posts
“i sent raymond a cardboard box for christmas but denise refused to photograph...”
“if, when you read my poems, you imagine me as some asshole flying a kite, you...”
“i should try not trying more often.”
“I Am Kenshin;
Part Time Poet,
Perpetual Time Prince.”
“once a goat bit me and the mark it left was in the shape of a bee which was...”
“It was ironic Walker relied on that wheelchair so heavily.”
“one way to deal with the inevitability of death is to joke about it.”
“ok so yeah - andre agassi was better than me at tennis, but can he write poems?”
“1991 made everyone look old. it must have been Gulf War 1.”
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“if youd ever actually done the hokey-pokey, youd realize at the end of it youre...”
“peter…..
peter??
peeeter.
PEE-ter!
PETER!!!!...”
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“cobras are more seductive than usual when wearing lingerie.”
“is it sexist to say that all women look alike?”
“valerie is a bitch and heres how i know: she read all my emails.”
“its cool to make jokes and all, but FUCK!”
“pineapple is the pineapple in the fruit salad of life.”