“there once was a man called evan, who had himself a son named kevin. kevin fell ill, after swallowing a pill, and now kevin’s worried.”
“Fire acts differently in space than on Earth.”
“Tassels make the loafer less dressy.”
“if youre stuck in déjà vu and need help out, call me.”
“boobs are best left the size they are.”
“Phil Collins’ Native American Name Is Rolling Space Echo”
“jazz loon will be the death of me.”
“if Kurt Vonnegut and Kurt Cobain had a child i would expect that childs name to be Kurt Kurt.”
“life is a puzzle. if you cant figure it out, youre missing some pieces.”
“i will know how cool i am in about 10 minutes.”